Old Adam was happy as a man could be
Till Eve started messin' with that old apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman, ain't that just like a woman
I believe that's just like a woman, they'll do it every time

Lot took his wife out for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business, boy, did she get salted
Ain't that just like a woman, ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman, they'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah was on the square
'Till one night she clean pulled out all his hair
Ain't that just like a woman, ain't that just like a woman
I believe it's just like a woman, they'll do it every time

Yes they will!

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Well Marie Antoinette, she met 'em at the game
Said, "They ain't got no bread, just let 'em eat cake"
Ain't that just like a woman, ain't that just like a woman
I believe it's just like a woman, they'll do it every time

You can buy a woman clothes, give her money on the side
No matter what you do she's never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman, I believe it's just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman, they'll do it every time

Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Ain't that just like a woman
They'll do it every time!

Yeah...