(Parody of Elvira by The Oakridge Boys)


Al-Qaeda
Al-Qaeda
Your cave's on fire
Al-Qaeda

That Al-Qaeda network
Sure been hard to find
Those guys will sho' nuff
Pay with their heads for that crime
They have the fatwa feeling
But it was not divine
Now Al-Qaeda's living on borrowed time

We're bombing
Al-Qaeda
Al-Qaeda
Your cave's on fire
Al-Qaeda

Tonight were gonna meet up
At the Camel Toes caf�
We're gonna round up all them evil men
If we can
They'll squeal for a dollar
Some of them will need your collar
We're gonna put them nasty dogs away

You hear me
Al-Qaeda
Al-Qaeda
Your time's expired
Al-Qaeda

Round 'em up
(And smoke 'em out, and drive 'em out the cave now)
Blow 'em up
(And take 'em out, A bing-bodda boom)
Your hideout's blown away

Al-Qaeda
Al-Qaeda
Your boss was fired
Al-Qaeda

Round 'em up
(And take em' out and smoke em out the hole now)
Blow em up
(Boom bodda bing bodda boom)
There ain't no running a-way

Al-Qaeda
(Yeah)
Al-Qaeda
Your cave's on fire
Blown away