Gonna buy me a steel umbrella
`Cause things ain`t going too well
I go to bed thinking I`m in heaven
When I wake up I`m in hell
Take my dog for his morning walk
Shit am I glad he can`t talk
Sooner or later it all comes back to me
You can bet on this If it can happen
It`ll happen to me
(It`ll happen to me)
Bet on this, if it can happen
Every time it happens
Why does it happen to me
Gonna buy me some more insurance
This asphalt surfin`s getting to me
Accidents are an everyday occurrence
If there`s a God, He`s laughing at me
Might as well be the invisible man
See my footprints sinkin` in the quicksand
Sooner or later it all comes back to me
Bet on this
If it can happen
(It`ll happen to me)
Bet on this, if it can happen
Everytime it happens
Why does it happen to me
Bet on this If it can happen
(Buy me a steel umbrella)
It`ll happen to me
Bet on this
(No doubt in my mind)