(Parody of You May Be Right by Billy Joel)

Friday night I crashed my Audi
Saturday my Maserati
Sunday came I smashed the car again
I was havin' lots of fun
Till totaled every one
And you wouldn't want me weaving in you lane

I was yakin' on a flip-up phone
Did 80 in a 30 zone
Even mowed down a kid's bike in the rain
If I took you for a drive
You'd be lucky to survive
But it could be worse at least I don't fly planes

I may be high
I'm drivin' crazy
I'm the lead-foot rock star maniac you're lookin' for
I run red lights
They don't phase me
You should be scared I'm on the road
Cuz I may be high

I may be wrong but I'm rich and white
It may be whiskey but it's just a pint
The breathalyzer's really outta sight
I could be sober but I may be tight