(Parody of Ordinary Average Guy by Joe Walsh)

Ladies and uh gentlemen of the press
Let me just start by saying
This about that there a

Mr. Kennedy how do you explain your involvement in this incident

I'm just a very horny Kennedy guy
If I have any trouble scoring
I just open my fly there
I'm a very horny Kennedy guy

Mr. Kennedy do you still maintain your innocence?
Yes most defiantly horny

Very horny Kennedy guy
Runs in the family

We live extraordinary privileged lives
We spoil our children
And uh we cheat on our wives

Can you recall the incidents of the night in question?

We all went drinking at a local cocktail bar
There we met a few girls
Then I drove them home in my car
That was the end of it right there
We're just very horny Kennedy guys

So where are we going tonight Ted?

I'll just take this next left and I'll
Ooops!

Very very horny Kennedy guys yes

Mr. Kennedy, What about Chappaquiddick?

My mother, Rose on the guitar there
Take a bow mom
There young miss, let me help you out of those wet things there, going to catch your death of cold .
So how old are you Mr. Kennedy really?

Very horny Kennedy guys