(Parody of The Last Worthless Evening by Don Henley)

The Grammy's are here again
Will Guns N' Roses swear
Or will anyone kill that thing in Tina Turner's hair
The Traveling Wilbury's are really showing their age
It'll take the whole band to take the statue off the stage
This is the last worthless Grammy
That I want to win
Cuz what are they worth
When they hand them out
To Milli Vanilli or Prince
I won't see Cher's tattooed fanny
Or Tone Loc again
I'll stay at home
Turn on the tube
And laugh at them
These are the last worthless Grammy's
That I care to see
Cuz' I don't like Janet Jackson S
Simply Red or Kenny G.

This is the last worthless Grammy