Go point your camera some other way
Ain't gonna be in your movie today
You got surveillance for reality
Then you best not even look at me!

Why, why, why? Cause I sez so.
Why, why, why? Cause I sez so.

Takin' pretty pictures everywhere I go
Orwell in the bathroom watching me go
I give the finger to the eye in the sky
I ain't no model, I'm a regular guy!

Why, why, why? Cause I sez so.
Why, why, why? Cause I sez so.

Even the bodega was makin' movies, yo!
Everything I do is on the video
Flew into JFK, was lousy with oink
I hear they lock you up for smokin' a joint.

Why, why, why? Cause I sez so.
Why, why, why? Cause I sez so.

I sez so
I sez so
I sez so
Yeah I sez so
Yeah!

I say yeah
Cause I sez so.