Parody of Rock the Casbah by The Clash)


Well I got a new kitty cat
My wife won’t let that kitty out
I bought a brand new litter box
But it’s stinkin’ up the house
I tried the sand and gravel stuff
I tried deodorizin’ pills
But I gotta take the litter out
‘Cuz the smell is with us still

My wife, she don’t like it
Clean the cat box
Clean the cat box
I really don’t like it
Clean the cat box
Clean the cat box

At the store they got a potion
Oh, it really kills the smell
The cashier says it’s cool
He uses it himself
But since the wind changed direction
And my guests began to cry
The crowd got a whiff
Of that crazy cat box
WOW!!!!

I really don’t like it
Clean the cat box
Clean the cat box
I really don’t like it
But I’m supposed to go bowlin’!
Clean the cat box
Clean the cat box
My wife she don’t like it
The guys are outside waitin’!
Clean the cat box
Clean the cat box
I really don’t like it
You know I really hate this!
Clean the cat box