OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!

Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss youR MAM wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked ON COCK
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on PETER ANDRE, and beat yer BALLS legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke BUD I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did CRACK
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (TWAT)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla IceCREAM and ripped out his GINGER dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta BOLTON, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm STUPID enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a PAKI hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle LITTLE won't go down, how do I SHAG?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat PIES then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

Me and JORDAN PAYNE went over to see HIS MUM
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped CHRIS HOLMES out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chicken HEAD cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her EARS
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID (OR AM MASSIVE)
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 100000000 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!