So, everything is average nowadays,
Everything is average nowadays,
Well, everyone would do it if they can,
And everything is going down the pan,
And everyone is following the craze,
Cause everything is average now...

You say it's getting better,
But I don't really see the signs
You say that it's too different,
You thought it would be suicide.

There's not much to believe in
Left up on the shelf,
So get your coat we're leaving,
We'll just do something else.

Oh, everything is average nowadays,
Everything is average nowadays,
Well, everything is of no consequence,
'Cos everyone is sitting on the fence,
And everything will always be the same,
'Cos everything is average now...

You say we didn't need it,
So threw away the book of rules,
They thought that we should read it,
I wouldn`t even know how to.

There's not much to believe in
Left up on the shelf,
So get your coat we're leaving,
We'll just do something else.

All I need is a ball and a wall,
Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather,
All I need is a ball and a wall,
Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather.

There's not much to believe in
Left up on the shelf,
So get your coat we're leaving,
We'll just do something else.

So, everything is average nowadays,
Everything is average nowadays,
When everyone would do it if they can,
And everything is going down the pan,
And everyone is following the craze,
Of everything is average nowadays.