Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff
That takes me back
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There was a girl y
She called me Fats
But in one night
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One night, one steamy night
I'd lose a kilo each hour
In ten nights, ten steamy nights
And figure a kilo each hour
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Then came this guy
Some foreign name
Had chubby hands
Wore lots of chains
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That's it
What's done is done
Erase the past if you can
With ice cream, with coconut pie
In less than a week I'd undone
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Don't play that riff
She sang that riff
All through the night
It's coming back
I've gained an ounce
I've gained a pound
Another pound
I've gained a ton

So last July
This girl pulls up
Blonde hair, so what
She says "hey Fats"
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