(Parody of It's In His Kiss (The Shoop Shoop Song) by Betty Everett)


Is he drug-free?
I wanna know
How can I tell
If he's strung out on dope?
Is it bloodshot eyes?
Oh no he's got Visine
Is he getting' high?
His urine won't be clean

If you wanna know
If he's smokin' dope
It's in his piss
That's where it is
It's in his whiz
Check out his piss
Oh yeah

Piss in
This plastic cup
We'll find out what we want to know
If it's drugs like we think that it is
It's there in his whiz

Oh is he smokin' crack