(Parody of Love is a Long Road by Tom Petty)


I got a pretty big beak
Like Cyrano de Bergerac's
And when I picked it last week
I used a shovel and an axe
And if I lose my tools
I could always use my toes
Cause I got a long long nose
Yes I got a big garden hose

They made a statue of me
It was a nose and a neck
I don't need surgery
I need an architect
I got the only sneeze
That's heard from coast to coast
Cause I got a long long nose
And I got a big garden hose

I got a long long nose
And it grows
Like Pinocchio's