(Parody of Man in the Box by Alice In Chains)


"Um, I just wanna say that I'm really sorry and I don't know what I was thinkin'. I must have lost my head or somethin'. Um, does anybody have a toothpick? I got somethin' caught in my teeth here."

Mike's the man who can't box
Holyfield got bit
"I knew I shoulda eaten somethin' before the fight."
Boxing Commission suspended him
"I get to keep the 27 million right?"
They spanked him
Mike Tyson took a bite
He gobbled them earlobes up
Jesus, Iron Mike
It wasn't a Pay Per Chew
Bit Evander on the side
He went back for seconds
Oh did it taste alright?
Tastes like chicken

"No disrespect to Colonel Sanders, but I think they should put my face on the bucket."