(Parody of My Nam's Noriega by Eddie Cantor)


Hello

Hello everybody

My name's Noriega I deal in crack
I left my country but I'll be back
And be a hotshot if I don't get shot
By opposition

I come to the US to sell cocaine
But Ronald Reagan he won't buy a grain
He's not like Cubans
They're almost human
They take the dollar

I never end up in the slammer
I get big lawyers I beat the rapper
And anyway my drugs could never hurt you
It's got nothing this stuff is crap
So don't you listen to all these things
'Cause I'm the pusher I pull the strings
On all those gumbies
In third world countries
My name's Noriega

That's right! I sell coke. Would you like to buy some? I give you a good price.