(Parody of Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult)

With monster hoopla
And a Mexican howl
The Hollywood lizard
Is coming to your town
Coolest pokers at Zilla.com
Teen puff daddy croons with Jimmy Page
The other one And Dylan's son doing a
Rubber stamp remake of a Bowie Song

Oh no say it isn't so
There's no Godzilla
Oh no the director says no go no go Godzilla

Oh no the director says
No go no go Godzilla
Oh no think I'll stay at home
There's no Godzilla

Everyone sayin it's already made
But Roland Emeriech said no way
Millions spent on special effects
But R2 just ain't getting no respect
Godzilla

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men
Godzilla

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men
Godzilla