(Parody of Panama by Van Halen)

Oh yeah
Oh no you don't
Uh huh
The vote is in
In Panama
And guess what
I win it by a landslide
Big surprise, huh
Who would have guessed it
You kiss a few babies
Shake a few hands

He likes the losers
Who support his cause
They laugh at all his jokes
Ah, that's because I am a funny guy

Noriega
Noriega
C'mon what's my name
Noriega
Noriega


I'm Noriega
You know me
You love me
But you can't get rid of me
I'm here for long time
What you think
I'm some kind of puppet dictator
Like Kukla Fran and Olly no
He's says he'd love to have democracy
As long as he's in charge
This is my country
Take it or leave it
What's my name
Sing it like you mean it

Noriega
Noriega
Now you're getting the hang of it
Noriega
Noriega


Noriega
That President Bush
Here Bushy, bushy, bushy
Noriega
You're such a big wimp
Noriega