Teacher starve your child P.C. approved
As long as the right words are used
Systemised atrocity ignored
As long as bi-lingual signs on view

Ten foot sign in Oxford Street
Be pure, be vigilant, behave
Grey not neon, grey not real
Life bleeds, death is your birthright

P.C. she speaks impotent and sterile,
Naive, blind, atheist, sadist,
Stiff-upper lip, first principle of her silence,
Of her silence

P.C.P., a P.C. police victory
P.C.P., a P.C. pyrrhic victory
When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable
Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

Liposuction for your bad mouth boy
Cut out your tongue, effigies are sold
Words discoloured, bow to the bland
Heal yourself with sinner's salt

Doctors arrested for euthanasia
Kill smokers through blind vanity
If you're fat don't get ill
Europe's gravestone carved in plastic

P.C. she says innoculate, hallucinate
Beware Shakespeare, bring fresh air
King cigarette snuffed out by her midgets,
By her midgets

P.C.P., a P.C. police victory
P.C.P., a P.C. pyrrhic victory
When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable
Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

P.C. caresses bigots and big brother
Read Liviticus, learnt censorship
Pro-life equals anti-choice
To be scared of, of feathers

P.C.P., a P.C. police victory
P.C.P., a P.C. pyrrhic victory
When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable
Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

Lawyers before love, surrogate sex
This land bows down to
Yours, unconditional love and hate
Pass the prozac, designer amnesiac

"227 Lears and I can't remember the first line..."