One day I go in a Malta to a bigger hotel
In a morning I go down to eat a breakfast
I tell a waitress I wanna two pieces of toast
She brings me only one piece
I tell her I want two piece
She say: go to the toilet!
I say: you don't understand, I wanna two piece on my plate
She said:
You better not piss on the plate, you, son-of-the-bitch!
I don't even know the lady, and she call me the son-of-the-bitch!
I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!

Later I go to eat to a bigger restaurant
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork
I tell her: I wanna fork
She tell me: everyone wanna fork
I say: You don't understand, I wanna fork on the table
She said:
You better not fork on the table, you, son-of-the-bitch!
I don't even know the lady, and she call me the son-of-the-bitch!
I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!

So I go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheets on the bed
Called the manager and tell him I wanna sheet
He tell me to go to the toilet
I said: you don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed
He said: you better not sheet on the bed, you, son-of-my-bitch!
I go to the check-out and a man at the a desk said:
PEACE ON YOU
I said:
piss on you, too
You son-of-my-bitch!
I'm gonna back to Italia. Arrivederci!