Hello, hello
Calling a Karl Projectorinski
To the front, of the cathedral
You have won, dear sir
May I congratulate you first
Oh what an honour

Human, human of the year
And you won [x2]

Why are you so scared
You stand their shaking in your pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold

Human, human of the year
And you won [x2]
aaahaahaaahahah
And you have won

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Outside the cars are beeping
Out a song
Just in your honour
And though they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
And as the cathedral has spoken
Wishing well to all us sinners
And with a sigh grew silent
Til next year's big human winner

Outside the cars are beeping
Out a song
Just in your honor
And though they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
All mankind are now your brothers

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hello, hello
Calling a Karl Projectorinski
To the front, of the cathedral
You have won