(Parody of The Addams Family Theme)


They're creepy and exciting
They're cussing and they're fighting
But dad gave up the biting
The Osbourne Family

The house could use a cleaning
The kids should get drug screening
They take a verbal beating
The Osbourne Family

So turn you'r MTv on
Each Wednesday night they'll be on
The dog will take a pee on
The Osbourne Family

He's freaky and he's profane
He's bordering on insane
At least he quit the cocaine
The Ozzy Family