The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the Nile
It cos ten quid..
To get stuck inside a pppppyramid.

I'd rather be in Hawaii, cleethorpes or southend
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.

[Chorus:]
The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
They do not care on Egypt air
Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
In CAI I I I RO
The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
You will get ripped off in Egypt oh!

The hotel room filled us with gloom
We should o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb
A camel ride...
Another ten smackers and a numb backside.

I'd rather be...

[Chorus]... [guitar bit]

[Chorus]