(Parody of Love Stinks by The J. Geils Band)

Bush's beat
And Clinton's slick
I wish there was somebody else
That we could pick
Old Ross Perot's
Gonna' give it one more try
The day that he wins
Will be the day pigs fly

I've seen the poles
And you know what I think
One things for sure
They all stink
They all stink
Yeah yeah

If Bush got sick
And up and died
Clinton's gonna' step in
Yes he is
You just can't hide
The democrats will spend like mad
They'll squeeze us dry
And say too bad

I don't care
What all the analysts think
All I can say is
They all stink

They all stink
Yeah yeah
They all stink
Yeah yeah
I mean they stink
They all stink
That's it
Yeah yeah
That's what I think
They all stink
Can you read my lips
They all stink
Yeah yeah
They all stink