Thieves, thieves and liars, murderers
Hypocrites and bastards in laughter

Hey, thanks for nothing
Morals in the dust
Two faced bastards and syncophants
No trust

Thieves, liar, thieves, liar
Thieves, liar, thieves, liar
Inside, outside, which side, you don't know
My side, your side, their side, we don't know

Which side are they, which side are they?
Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?
Which side are they, which side are they?
Which side of the grass is greener?

Inside, outside, which side, we don't know
My side, your side, their side, no one knows

You're like a great big fucking sponge
Just waiting to get squeezed

Breathe, forfeit erection
Toxical injection
Geriatric fuck-fest
We still believe in lies

Thieves, liar, thieves, liar
Thieves, liar, thieves, liar
Inside, outside, which side, you don't know
My side, your side, their side, we don't know

Which side are they, which side are they?
Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?
Which side are they, which side are they?
Which side of the grass is greener?

Inside, outside, which side, we don't know
My side, your side, their side, no one knows

You're like a great big hit of acid
Waiting to be taken