(Parody of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Willie Nelson)

It's unlike Como it's unlike Bing
When Christmas season draws near
But there's only one who can make my heart sing
And give me the willies
Every year
I think you know what I'm talkin' about

Have yourself a Willie Nelson Christmas
Let your hair down long
Grow a beard and sing a Willie Nelson song
On and on
Grab yourself a worn out pair of sneakers
Find those faded jeans
Make believe your sixty
Going on sixteen
Learn to sing with that nasal twang
Cuz he always sang that way
Find an old beat-up folk guitar
And be a country star
On Christmas Day
Get yourself a sweaty red bandanna
Wear it on your brow
Fix your hair in braids
And tie it of with bonds
And have yourself a Willie Nelson Christmas now