Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!Q: How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?A: The knock always slows down or speeds up.Q: What's the difference between a rock star and a jazz man?A: A rock star plays 3 chords to 3,000 people. A jazz man plays 3,000 chords to 3 people.
If Christopher Walken married Brian Eno, divorced him and married Alex Winter, divorced him to marry Stevie Wonder before divorcing him to settle down with Jessica Lang he’d be Walken-Eno-Winter-Wonder-Lang.
Kontrastas, bet gal ne toks baisus kaip gali pasirodyti. Aš irgi po savo stogu randu kai kurioms LT pop žvaigždėms vietos. Pvz, turbūt visi čia žino, kad aš esu visai nemenkas Aistės Pilvelytės mėgėjas.
Mano smegenys neregistruoja kai pamatau tokį vaizdą kaip "DjVaids mėgsta Pink Floyd dainą Time", o po apačia "DjVaids mėgsta YVA dainą Vasaros mergaitės" Bet imu pratintis jau.
Parašiau. Prašau, pakvieskit kas nors Pazistu_Mykola pasigrožėt tuo dienoraščiu... bus kaip laiko mašina 10 metų atgal, kai aš bombinau music'ą exceliniais grafikais ir Pazistu_Mykola tik ateidavo pasijuokt iš mano polinkio viskas "užstatistikinti"
2025 m. gruodžio 3 d. 18:15:36
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Negyvenamos salos salygomis analgino gi neisgersi - ant medziu neauga!
2025 m. gruodžio 3 d. 18:14:55
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Negyvenamos salos salygomis analgino gi neisgersi - ant medziu neauga!
2025 m. vasario 17 d. 15:42:18
If Christopher Walken married Brian Eno, divorced him and married Alex Winter, divorced him to marry Stevie Wonder before divorcing him to settle down with Jessica Lang he’d be Walken-Eno-Winter-Wonder-Lang.
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2020 m. rugsėjo 11 d. 12:29:00
A friend is in a band called 999Mb. They haven’t had a gig yet.
A few goths I know where in a band called The Prevention. Much better than The Cure.
I went to see Placebo once. I actually thought that they were The Cure.
I went to a record shop and asked, “have you got anything by the Doors?” He said, “Yes, a bucket of sand, a mop, a bucket and a brush”.
Two wind turbines in a field. One says to the other “do you like music?” The other replies “Yes, I’m a big heavy metal fan”.
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2015 m. birželio 24 d. 23:35:56
Miles Davis, jazz trimitininkas, yra pasakęs.:"Man, if you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know"
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2015 m. birželio 24 d. 23:28:38
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