Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!Q: How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?A: The knock always slows down or speeds up.Q: What's the difference between a rock star and a jazz man?A: A rock star plays 3 chords to 3,000 people. A jazz man plays 3,000 chords to 3 people.
If Christopher Walken married Brian Eno, divorced him and married Alex Winter, divorced him to marry Stevie Wonder before divorcing him to settle down with Jessica Lang he’d be Walken-Eno-Winter-Wonder-Lang.
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If Christopher Walken married Brian Eno, divorced him and married Alex Winter, divorced him to marry Stevie Wonder before divorcing him to settle down with Jessica Lang he’d be Walken-Eno-Winter-Wonder-Lang.
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2020 m. rugsėjo 11 d. 12:29:00
A friend is in a band called 999Mb. They haven’t had a gig yet.
A few goths I know where in a band called The Prevention. Much better than The Cure.
I went to see Placebo once. I actually thought that they were The Cure.
I went to a record shop and asked, “have you got anything by the Doors?” He said, “Yes, a bucket of sand, a mop, a bucket and a brush”.
Two wind turbines in a field. One says to the other “do you like music?” The other replies “Yes, I’m a big heavy metal fan”.
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2015 m. birželio 24 d. 23:35:56
Miles Davis, jazz trimitininkas, yra pasakęs.:"Man, if you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know"
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2015 m. birželio 24 d. 23:28:38
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