nu cia tikriausiai jau nebe fraze bet...
tarantino keturi kambariai: (simtas ir vienas budas kaip pavadinti vaikino daikta )

Angela: How can I stop talking about something that's so HUGE?
Angela: I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...

-Žinai kur metimo grožis? Kad jau esu metes, tai vieną galiu surukyt..
nes mečiau. Tai kaip koks papuošalas, nerimtas reikalas. Gal ir tu prisidėsi?
-Kad jau mečiau, tai gal jo, nieko tokio..

Pati geriausia frazė.

"I hate this madafaker snakes on this madafaker plane"
Kazko juokingai skamba

'fight club'

-narrator: if you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

-Narrator: Oh, it's late. Hey, thanks for the beer.
Tyler Durden: Yeah, man.
Narrator: I should find a hotel.
Tyler Durden: [in disbelief] What?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: A hotel?
Narrator: Yeah.
Tyler Durden: Just ask, man.
Narrator: What are you talking about?
Tyler Durden: [laughs] Three pitchers of beer, and you still can't ask.
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: You call me because you need a place to stay.
Narrator: Oh, hey, no, no, no, I didn't mean...
Tyler Durden: Yes, you did. So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask.
Narrator: Would - would that be a problem?
Tyler Durden: Is it a problem for you to ask?
Narrator: Can I stay at your place?
Tyler Durden: Yeah.

Oposumas iš Ledynmečio2 :
- I bilieve, I can fly DD

Cia gal ir ne visai i tema, bet vakar kai ziurejau Jausmu Galia (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind) vertimas taip truputeli pakeite vienos Joel'o pasakytos frazes reiksme.

Joel: I had a really nice time last night.
Clementine: Nice?
Joel: I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life, last night!
Clementine: Thaaaat's better!

Vertimas
Dzoelas: Buvo tikrai miela naktis.
Klementina: Miela?
Dzoelas: As dulkinaus visa nakti ir man tai patiko!
Klementina: Taip geriau!

Zavinga.

liza!!!
is green acres

kad ir kaip bebūtų keista, įsiminė frazė iš Hario Poterio. berdos antros dalies "it's not our abilities that show what we truly are. it's our choices"

iš Alexander įsiminė "We are most alone when we are with the myths"

iš brat-2 labai jau daug įsimintinų frazių. labai įsiminė kur Danila kalbėjo su prostitute ruse amerikoj:
Danila: Pojexali s nami domoi, tam chorošo.
Merlin: Što ja tam delat budu..?
Danila: a zdes ty čio delaješ?

paskui dialogas su broliu:
Viktor: v dengach vsia sila, brat. dengi pravit mirom i tot silnei u kavo ix bolše.
Danila: nu xorošo, vot mnogo u tebia deneg, i što ti delaješ?
Viktor: kupliu vsex.
Danila: i menia?

aišku ir tas "u kavo pravda, tot i silnei" `]

labai durnai, kad neleidžia rusiškų rašmenų.

„Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels“:

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
____

Big Chris: All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.
_____

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
______

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

„Crank“:

Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Pharmacist: England?
______

Orlando: Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando: Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios: Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando: I can see that.
Chev Chelios: You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando: You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios: That's right.
Orlando: Well...
Chev Chelios: What?
Orlando: This shit ain't free nigga.
______

Chev Chelios: [Eve abruptly stops a blowjob] What- what the hell?
Eve: What? So you can fall asleep like always? Yeah, right.

Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.

joa...shita gera fraze

anton chigurh: whats the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
gas station proprietor: sir?
AC: the most. you ever lost. on a coin toss.
GSP: i dont know. i couldnt say.
[AC flips a quarter from the change on the counter and covers it with his hand]
AC: call it.
GSP: call it?
AC: yes.
GSP: for what?
AC: just call it.
GSP: well, we need to know what were calling it for here.
AC: you need to call it. i cant call it for you. it wouldnt be fair.
GSP: i didnt put nothin up.
AC: yes, you did. youve been putting it up your whole life you just didnt know it. you know what date is on this coin?
GSP: no.
AC: 1958. its been traveling twenty-two years to get here. and now its here. and its either heads or tails. and you have to say. call it.
GSP: look, i need to know what i stand to win.
AC: everything.
GSP: hows that?
AC: you stand to win everything. call it.
GSP: alright. heads then.
[AC removes his hand, revealing the coin is indeed heads]
AC: well done.
[The GSP nervously takes the quarter with the small pile of change hes apparently won while AC starts out]
AC: dont put it in your pocket, sir. dont put it in your pocket. its your lucky quarter.
GSP: where do you want me to put it?
AC: anywhere not in your pocket. where it will get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. which it is.
[AC leaves and the GSP stares at him as he walks out]

aš aišku suprantu kad čia ne frazė bet toks nerealus pokalbis kad tiesiog būtina pamatyt visą filmą

Homer Simpson: "Hello information? Give me a number of 911!!!" įstrigo amžiams.

Ak, o iš lietuviškų labiausiai įsiminė Pobedonoscevo personažo frazės „Diringe“:
„Jokios vizijos! Jokios elementarios strategijos! Ką čia šitom kategorijom operuot neįmanoma! Ji gi savo vibratoriaus nuo strateginio projekto neatskiria.“
„Nieko ji nesupras. Aš jau sakiau - ji yra totalinis nulis, o agentūrai reikia konstruktyvios agresijos, reikia kitokio žmogaus, profo reikia!“
ir pan.

kas nors žiūri lietuviškus filmus?

Monty Python "Holy Grail"

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Knight 1: We are the Knights who say... NI.

Knight 1: ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!

Va čia tai beprotystė.

is filmo "Resident evil:apocalipse":
"what a fuck are you" gerai nuskambejo filme=D

Kazka panasaus teko matyti Gary Larson karikaturose. Filmo nemaciau, o ta fraze ziauriai girdeta ir labai panasu i G.L.

Pritariu, kad visa filma butu galima cituoti, bet vis delto reikia but ji macius, kad suprastum.
Tobulas filmas. Tobulas Charlie Kauffman ir tobulas Michel Gondry.

And Let God bless America.

Dievaži, nepamenu iš kokio, bet kadangi pusė filmo tik tai ir kartojo, tai pamiršt neįmanomaD ir šiaip man ji juokynga