No matter what you seek
No matter what you like
We share the same belief
And we fight the same fight

You want to join our ranks?
Obsession's what yoo'll need
We're cheering, pumping fists
We're roaring die-hard fans

Move! Get going!
Get up you lazy geeks
Fans! United!
Marching in the streets
Hold up the banners and support your favourite stars
Adore those musicians, actors, sportsmen, racing cars

Don't mind who's your idol the main point is fun
A Trek-Convention's just as crazy as a Jedi-Clan

A fetish is (A fetish is)
My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
An autograph, a panty
Orgasm guaranteed

Fandom at random
Choose your cult per day
Fandom at random
Freaks at play
Fandom at random
Cloned identities
Worshipper's Syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!

Skip religion! Crusaders can go home
Go keep your violence, holy war and pope!
No church-fanaticism, no Scientology
We are just devotees who love tolerance for free

Don't mind wh?'s your idol the main point is fun
A Trek-Convention's just as crazy as a Jedi-Clan

A fetish is (A fetish is)
My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
An autograph, a panty
Orgasm guaranteed

Fandom at random
Choose your cult per day
Fandom at random
Freaks at play
Fandom at random
Cloned identities
Worshipper's Syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!

No matter what you seek
No matter what you like
We share the same belief
And we fight the same fight

A fetish is (A fetish is)
My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
An autograph, a panty
Orgasm guaranteed

Fandom at random
Choose your cult per day
Fandom at random
Freaks at play
Fandom at random
Cloned identities
Worshipper's Syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!