[Dragon:]
Fast food
Feed me fast
I've been waiting for an aeon
And I just won't last
I want fast food
I want food fast

[Woodland Creatures:]
Food fast food
She wants fast food
She wants food fast
Fast food fast

[Dragon:]
No I haven't booked
I don't want it grilled
I don't want it cooked
I don't even want it killed
If it's dead I heave
It makes me sick
So check that it can breathe
And bring it to me quick

I want food - fast
I want fast food
Frisky little children
Served up in the nude
Keep them coming
If you want my gratitude
Bring me food - fast
Now! I want fast food

[Woodland Creatures:]
Food fast food
She wants food fast
She wants fast food
Fast food fast

[Dragon:]
I must say it's gracious
Of you all to multiply
For I am voracious
And I need a huge supply
Of organic, bleeding
Palpitating swill
I'm ready for feeding
And don't want a bill

I want food - fast
I want fast food
Pretty naked girls
Preferably tattooed
I don't like fiber
Especially barbecued
I want food - fast
I want fast food

Long ago
I used to grace
Vegetarian restaurants
Out in space
But here below
I looked and saw
You were growing fat
On the spoils of war

I want food fast
I want fast food
Pulsating organs
Delicately chewed
I want to be like you
Rapacious and crude
I want food - fast
I want fast food

[Woodland Creatures:]
Food fast food
She wants food fast
She wants fast food
Fast food fast

[Dragon and Woodland Creatures:]
It's great to be down-under
It's great to be down under
With you slobbering jackeroos
With us slobbering jackeroos
I'm partial to a chunder
She's partial to a chunder
Over throbbing kangaroos
Over throbbing kangaroos
Now let your women breed
Now let our women breed?
Impale the sacred cow
Impale the sacred cow?
Because I'm dressed to feed
She's dressed to feed
She'll breast feed now

I want food!
Fast food
Because I'm so hungry can't you hear me?