"Funeral Parlor Tricks"
His needle sewed my eyes shut
Soul is jailed my dear departed
Jesus strapped on to your chest now
who will save you from his darkness?

Diamonds are a girls best friend
How could you refuse this offer
This is where the story ends
Taste my blood and live forever

Nervous girls they stand here waiting
Fingertips are chewed and severed
Feel this cold touch one more time
'Cause amputations last forever

These bullets need a pretty target
Your face looks oh so lovely tonight
A dark farewell, my dear departed
The story unfolds before my eyes