Let them be shocked
By gravity
Then the ground

Fate rushing upwards
Make their heads go pop

Throw them from the rock

Greedy bastards
Rank amateur professionals
Emotional cripples
Gluten fascists
Alt-weekly types
Human dieldrin
Envious cowards
Envious associates
Internet personas
Smug urban settlers
Ants in the bathtub
[?]
Unformed skulls
Neon bands on laptops
Recent memories
Unweird beards
Rich crusties
Adults dressed as children
Do-nothing know-it-alls
What democracy looks like
Upper class slummers
Texas new literature
Shot counters
[?]
Credit cards users
Pain-free catheters
Most bands ever
Terrible bartenders