We wish you weren't living with us
We wish you weren't living with us
We wish you weren't living with us
We're not happy you're here
You drive everybody crazy
You're hopelessly fat and lazy
You're constantly in the way here
So pack up your gear

You're feeding your face
You're taking up space
We wish you weren't living with us
We're not happy you're here. {CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR!}

Correct us if we're mistaken
But those are long distance calls you're makin'
How long do you plan on takin'
Advantage of us? {PAY UP}
We wish you weren't living with us
We wish you weren't living with us
We wish you weren't living with us
Get out of town
NOW