(Parody of Come Out and Play by Offspring)


He got the wrong foot amputated

The doctor had compassion
He tried to cure my disease
I was sweating on the way to the op room
Gave me sedatives to put me at ease
They put me on a gurney
In a hospital gown
They gave me anesthetic
And they shut my legs down
'You won't feel a thing'
Is what the doctor told me
'We're gonna whack it off,
Whack it off whack it off whack it off'

Hey!
Man you must be kidding me
Take a look
He got the wrong foot amputated
Hey!
You should have cut the other knee
Take a bow
He got the wrong foot amputated

Hey that leg was fine
You mean to tell me
That this stuff happens all the time
Hey this ain't my day

Ok Mr. Johnson. I see you're here for the irreversible vasectomy. Well, we'll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little bit.

Don't want to here no excuses
It's already too late
Don't try to say I got a two for one sale
A woman that I know went through a similar fate
She came in for a checkup
And they tied off her tubes
Another one had cancer
And they took the wrong boob
The other leg was sick
It was the one with gangrene
Why didn't they whack it off
Whack it off, whack it off, whack it off

Hey!
Man you must be kidding me
Take a look
He got the wrong foot amputated
Hey!
You should have cut the other knee
Take a bow
He's getting pretty aggravated

Hey that leg was fine
You mean to tell me
That this stuff happens all the time
Hey this ain't my day