(Parody of 96 Tears ? & The Mysterians)


Too many six packs
For one guy to be buying
Too many brewskies
For one man to guzzle down

That's a whole lot of hops now
Lots of barley
You're always burping
And taking a pee

Better watch out now
You're gonna get sick
We'll be at a rest stop
In just a little while

Better roll down my window
We'll pull over here
And you'll start tossing
Those 96 beers
Say goodbye to 96 beers

And when the sun comes up
I'll get a mop
You can wash my car
Clean it up

You're up in bed
Lying there
The alarm'll go off
It's set real loud

Get your ass down here
Don't make me shout
How can I get you to
Take these beer cans out?

Ya know you're looking pretty fried from 96 beers
You're looking fried, fried, fried, fried, fried
I didn't let you drive on 96 beers

You better hide
Your wife's outside
96 beers
96 beers

"Roach, Roach, speak to me dude! Roach, snap out of it, Roach"

Oh! Thank God!"