Addicted To [Cigarette] Butts(Parody of Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer


You hack and gag, you cough and wheeze
You climb the stairs on hands and knees
Your heart pounds, your teeth grind
Another smoke and you'll be fine

You'd you like to think that you could quit when you want
Oh, yeah
It's closer to the truth 3 packs a day ain't enough
You know your gonna have to face it you're addicted to butts

Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts

You're really hooked, you're such a fiend
Your lungs are tar and nicotine
Your will is broke, your face is lined
You're blowing smoke out your behind

You think that Dr. Koop is just an overpaid quack
Oh, yeah
But you hate to read his message on the side of the pack
You know you're gonna' have to face it, you're addicted to butts

Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts