(Dum, dum..can't find anything
better to do...you drive me crazy)

Sitting on a castle
On the floor with Esmeralda
Waiting for the Geezer
Captain Crunch to come around
Feeling suicidal 'cause of certain situations
Hanging from the stairs too long
I think I'm coming down

It's time to Crash
(Losin' my mind
losin my mind
losing my mind
yeah, it's time to)
Crash yeah

Doin' tons of colon blow
Stuffing it in every hole
Mile high, so am I
Watching Jimi kiss the sky
Salle diner becomes a blur
With everybody jammin'
Republicans begin to sin
The batwings start a slamming

It's time to crash
(Losin' my mind
losin my mind
losin my mind...yeah, it's time to)
Crash
(Yeah, mabye it's a little late but it's time to)
Crash

You drive me crazy
You drive me crazy
You drive me crazy

Captain Billy Beemish
Put a lamb up on a rack
Thanks for coming Billy
And we hope you're comin' back
The castle will be waiting
For the next bangers and mash
Blanche and Marsha Reznick
Put their marmack with their hash

It's time to crash

Losin' my mind, losin' my mind...