How wax drippin', honey what do you say
I got a brand new record that i gotta play
She says a 'Not now boy' but I did anyway
'Cause I'm ready, so ready

Your lips smackin', patty whackin' walkin' the street
I got a rag top Chevy, now I'm back on my feet
I get and E.M.H.O* woody when I sitin the seat
'Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah

I got a girlfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes
'Cause in the pink she looks so fine
She's got the cracker jack now
All I want's the prize, honey

I know these hookers down on 42:nd street but a
Ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a raincheck till i get back on my feet, honey

'Cause I'm all right
Oh, your daddy says I'm all right
Oh, your mama says I'm all right
Oh, my old lady says I'm all right

Whip crackin' floozy way out of control
She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll
I got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hole
And I'm ready, so ready

I'm a red hot pistol and I'm ready to fight
I'm a '38 special on a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey make it all right
'Cause I'm ready, so ready

I got a crusier with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little French kiss, honey, thet's my kinda trash, yeah

My brand new baby's lookin' F.I.N.E.* - fine
The sun is shining every day
Ain't got no rubbers, now it's rainin' all the time, honey

'Cause I'm all right
My little sister says I'm all right
Oh, my brother thinks I'm all right
And my old lady knows I'm all right

I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so F.I.N.E. - fine
Let's put our clothes back on
And by the way girl, what's your name again

Come on, come on, come on, come on
Oh yeah, yeah

'Cause I'm all right
Oh, your daddy says I'm all right
Oh, and Tipper thinks I'm all right
Oh, Joe Perry says I'm all right

I pitch my tent in the pouring rain
I got a back-seat lover that's a-callin' my name
She's gonna blow my cover, she's as hot as a flame
But I'm ready

I shove my tongue right between your cheeks
fee I haven't made love now, for 24 weeks
I hear that you're so tight now your lovin' squeaks
And I'm ready, so ready

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....