Ha ha ha ha ah
What’s up dog dirty
Hey (¿ ¿ ¿)

You better not pout
You better not shout
I’ll slap yo grand mamas dentures out
Afroman is coming to town

I'm slapping her once
Slapping her twice
A no teeth blowjob feels real nice
Afroman is coming to town

I know that you been smoking
All my tumbleweed
I looked into my dope sack
All I seen was stems and seeds

Hey you better get dressed
Hit the door
Go to the dope spot and buy some more
Afroman is coming to town

All kind a states all kind a cities
All kind a woman yelling sign my tities
Afroman is coming to town

All the ladies in the crowed give me hugs
And all the fellas give me nugs(¿ ¿ ¿)
Afroman is coming to town

The cops always know
There’s drugs at the show
Before they get to the stage
I smoke up all the dro

Oh read me my rights
Take me to jail
The weeds all gone and I'm high as hell
Afroman is coming to town


Hey (¿ ¿ ¿) play a little sumin sumin


Hey dog dirty let me get a liter man