I come to life on a monitor screen, a click away I can post status updates, share my profile
Check out my photos they’re not really me, they’re of some actor I have to be someone different just so you’ll like me, because I’m not special, but I know that I could be

I’m at auditions, the end of the queue, don’t need to tell me I know what to do to impress them, I’ll wear my best smile
Humiliation, I don’t really care, I’ll be outrageous, I’ll be the king of the freak show, to get the exposure; I’ll do whatever it takes to sign the contract

To join the world of wall to wall celebrities, I get the feeling I already know
One day I’m sure they’re going to be my real friends
And I’ll be rubbing shoulders with the in-crowd because that’s where I belong
With the beautiful people, the dazzling people, well-heeled people, well-dressed people, all loved up, all loved up

Don’t need no money I got credit cards, a deck of plastic I ride to the max, till meltdown, then I got parents
Because they owe they can never refuse, I don’t feel guilty they shouldn’t really have had me, it’s all their fault, I got nothing, I really do deserve more

In my world of wall to wall celebrities, I get the feeling I already know
One day I’m sure they’re going to be my real friends
And I’ll be rubbing shoulders with the in-crowd because that’s where I belong
All loved up, all loved, up, all loved up

All I need is a lottery win
My lucky numbers sure to come in
Then I’m sorted, I got no more worries
I believe in my own destiny, I just know one day I’m going to be famous, I deserve it, because I’m so special, I love me

In my world of wall to wall celebrities
I get the feeling I already know
One day I’m sure they’re going to be my real friends
And I’ll be rubbing shoulders with the in-crowd because that’s where I belong
With the beautiful people, the dazzling people, well-heeled people, well-dressed people
All loved up, all loved up, all loved up, all fucked up