(Parody of Those Were The Days All in the Family theme song)


"It's All in the Family. Starring Mark Fuhrman."

Boy, the way the bribes were paid
So we'd look the other way
Cops like us we had it made
Those were the days

You knew who you could beat up then
Blacks were boys, and cops were men
Man, I'd like to have a shot at Rodney King once again

Didn't need no civil rights
Pull your gun and shoot on sight
Everybody but the whites
Those were the days