(Parody of Like a Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan)


Once upon a time you looked so fine
Monday night at nine on Fox prime time
I'm digging you.
People called, said, "Hey, girl
You eat like a squirrel."
Sneakin' off to hurl.
You did now, didn't you?

You used to prance about
You wore those little dresses and ya...ya filled 'em out
And now you don't look so stout
And all those rumors they keep flying about
About how you're finishing two peas
A cracker and your cottage cheese
And call it a meal

Ally McBeal
Ally McBeal
Eat a big T-bone
Get Domino's on the phone
Cuz you're all just skin and bone
A Karen Carpenter clone

Ally McBeal
Come on, eat, Ally McBeal
Oh, Ally McBeal