(Parody of America the Beautiful by Ray Charles)


Our pitiful polluted skies
Are plagued with acid rain
Our purple mountains tragedy
Are going down the drain

Now wait a minute, I said uh,
America, America
We shed our waste on thee
And trash the woods
With paper goods
From sea to slimy sea

"Now, I'm gonna tell you something. You see, America's my home, you know. And I love the girl, you see. And uh, uh...Well I just thank the sweet Lord I'm blind you know. Because if I could see half of what I been smelling I'd have to move away, you know. Because this place is nothing but a dump, you know. And I'm tired of tripping all over this trash. I mean, instead of a cane I think I need a shovel, you know. Cause uh like I said before..."

America, America
We shed our waste on thee
Wait a minute
And they trashed the woods
With paper goods
From sea to slimy sea
From sea to slimy sea

"Uh, this place smells like Jersey."