Monday was torrential downpour
The heavens dropped
Next day it was Manchester, yeah
It never stopped
Touring's been a great adventure
For so many years
And British weather's been the same, it's
Like always weird

Bad weather girl
This prophet of doom will be heard
Bad weather girl
Every storm's the end of the world

She'll lead you down the garden path but
She doesn't care
The school skipping pied piper
With BS to share
But never mind her facts are sourced from
Well, somebody else
All telling of fictitious nightmares
For planet Hell

Bad weather girl
This prophet of doom will be heard
Bad weather girl
Every storm's the end of the world

Monday was torrential downpour
The heavens dropped
Next day it was Manchester, yeah
It never stopped
Touring's been a great adventure
For so many years
And British weather's been the same, it's
Like always weird

Bad weather girl
This prophet of doom will be heard
Bad weather girl
Every storm's the end of the world