[Intro]
Banana daiquiri

[Verse 1: Elliott Vernon]
I wake up as the sun goes down
Inject my brain with alcohol and wear my party crown
It's a pirate's life every single fucking day
If you're not drinking rum get the fuck out my way

[Pre-Chorus: Christopher Bowes]
We can do what we wanna do
Drink a pint of gin from a homeless guy's shoe
We will die when we wanna die
The madness only stops when we're bleeding from our eyes

[Chorus: Christopher Bowes]
I'm living my best life as a pirate
Sailing 'cross the seas
Yeah, I'm doing what I please
My best life as a pirate
Yeah, I'm drinking lots of rum
'Causе I love it
I'm living my best life as a piratе
Shoot a cannon through the door
Puke my guts up on the floor
The sun will soon be rising
And we're running out of time
So tonight we're gonna party
Like it's 1699

[Verse 2: Christopher Bowes]
Don't give a fuck if we live or if we die
(You're a bunch of cunts, you're a bunch of wankers)
So raise your hook in the Caribbean sky
(Stick it up your butt, stick it up your arsehole)
We're on a quest to the middle of the sea
(Fuck the fucking land, fuck the fucking mountains)
So pour me a mug of banana daiquiri
(Banana daiquiri)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus: Christopher Bowes]
I'm living my best life as a pirate
Sailing 'cross the seas
Yeah, I'm doing what I please
My best life as a pirate
Yeah, I'm drinking lots of rum
'Cause I love it
I'm living my best life as a pirate
Shoot a cannon through the door
Puke my guts up on the floor
The sun will soon be rising
And we're running out of time
So tonight we're gonna party
Like it's 1699

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Christopher Bowes]
I'm living my best life as a pirate
Sailing 'cross the seas
Yeah, I'm doing what I please
My best life as a pirate
Yeah, I'm drinking lots of rum
'Cause I love it
I'm living my best life as a pirate
Shoot a cannon through the door
Puke my guts up on the floor
The sun will soon be rising
And we're running out of time
So tonight we're gonna party
Like it's 1699