My beautiful treadmill,
Keep me free from harm.
If I chose adventure,
Please don’t cause alarm.

My beautiful treadmill,
Keep my soul in grace.
Keep my mind in ignorance,
Protect me from the human race.

Step on to my treadmill,
Join me in my world.
Take me for a little spin.
Isn’t it absurd?

Step on to my treadmill,
Tell me how you fill.
Let’s live life in comfort,
Pushing round this wheel.

Step on to my treadmill,
Step on to my treadmill,
Step on to my treadmill,
Step on to my treadmill.