•Parody of "Fever" by Peggy Lee.

A show was born in the fifties
About a family so white
The reruns will last forever
So you can watch the show every night
Leave it to Beaver

In the morning
Beaver everyday of the week
Beaver!
Hey Wally, how come your little brother's a geek?

Ward does squat for living
But June wears pearls everyday
And when they wanna make whoopee
Guess who gets in the way?
Leave it to Beaver

In the bedroom
Beaver all through the place
Beaver!
Gosh Lumpy, The Beaver's always in your face

Now we can't stand Eddie Haskell
He's always telling those lies
When he enters the kitchen
He says 'Mrs. Cleaver, Gee, you look nice'
Leave it to Beaver

On the cable
Beaver on the UHF
Beaver!
You can't avoid it
Beaver's like taxes and death
It's always Beaver
In the morning
Beaver all through the night
Let's shoot the Beaver
Beaver!