•Parody of "Bicycle" by Queen

Bisexual bisexual bisexual
I want to try it
Bisexual bisexual bisexual
I want to date a bisexual
I want to date a dyke
I want to date a bisexual
I can't decide which sex I like

Is it wrong? Is it right?
If you're weird I'm uptight!
Is that strange?
Let me say, man, guys were never my scene
But I do like show tunes
I want guys!
I want girls!
Why deprive half the world?
Am I gay? Am I straight?
I don't think I'm a Peter Pan, Nancy boy or girly man,
Cause all I want to be is'

Bisexual bisexual bisexual
I just might be a bisexual bisexual bisexual
I think I might be bisexual
There's nothing I don't like
I want to try it bisexual
I can't decide which'

Bisexual dating's the in-thing today
That Brad Pitt's such a cutie, Oh, yeah
Taking your swings from both sides of the plate
You get twice as much booty, Oh, yeah
On your marks, get set, go

Bisexual bisexual bisexual
Bisexual bisexual bisexual
I want to date a
Bisexual bisexual bisexual
I want to date a bisexual
I want to date a dyke
I want to date a bisexual
I can't decide which sex I like