This is only a test
One, two, whatcha gunna do
Three, four, five, twisting your arm and your eye
You will buy
Step right up, donate a memory
To the bank of love, that could loan you your day dreams
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Black Fridays come and go
Buy me a future regret
A shrink-wrapped fantasy
That I won't forget
In an age of the mercenary
In the same home where the river swallows the sea
That's where we'll be
With guns
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Into the age
Of scrutiny and the grandest frappe
We'll I ain't gunna break
Trimming the tree
I can hang
I won't swing
It's only a test (buy it)
Won't grandma sing (buy it)
Upon your children's graves (buy it)
Hear the angels sing
(All the zombies walk on black Friday)
It's a ride at the salad bar
Predatory lenders
Safari missions far
But you paid for them
To kill your mom
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(This is only a test)