I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
Nothing more frightening than a woman scorned
And a box of bleach
You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought
I'd go so extreme
I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more
Starting with you and every single thing you said to me
Baby, if you thought I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's coming next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
I'm going Gwen Stefani, I'm going Courtney Love
I'm heading out of your league
I'm gonna make your friends say, "Man you messed that up"
And I would have to agree
I had some emotional baggage but I cut it off
Starting with you and every single thing you said to me
Ending with you just want to talk but I'm just never free
Baby, if you thought I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's coming next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck up your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La-la-la-la-la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La-la-la-la-la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La-la-la-la-la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
You'll rue the day you did me wrong
I'll put your name in all the songs
I'll twist the knife, it will be fun
Fucking your life up
Baby, if you thought I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's coming next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La-la-la-la-la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La-la-la-la-la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La-la-la-la-la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde