•Parody of "Patience" By Guns N' Roses

Attention! This is the US Coast Guard. That is the ugliest boat I have ever seen!

Comin' here and they're getting' though
To stay with us a while
Floating into Key West every day now
Their regime's gotten pretty bad and they want democracy
Cause Fidel Castro's such a jerk now
I hope no one tips those boats
Or they'll sink in record time
I'd hate to see them sleep with the crustaceans
Why come to Florida?
You know it's full of drugs and crime
And lines are gettin' long at immigration
Need those vaccinations

Do you have floatation devices for all those people?

A boatload of Cubans, yeah
You know they're really movin', yeah
Here come those Cubans, yeah
Doin' some inner tubin', yeah
Cubans, yeah

They been floatin' around for weeks
Boat stinks, and it's sprung a few leaks
It's hard to pee; there is no a bathroom around
You know they can't wait to get their feet on the ground
And their clothes need a wash, and their babies a change
I can't pronounce all their names
Need a green card
Yeah, a Green card
Oh, a green card
Oh a green card to work at Taco Bell

Listen, we were just kidding about that poor, tired, huddled mass thing. I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you all to go back.